|my english teacher:||your essay isn't very well put together|
|me:||my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations|
the 2001 oscars are real and this happened in real life. this is something mankind should never forget.
someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen Monoxide” and alot of people panicked
Dihydrogen - (two hydrogen)
Monoxide - (one oxygen)
some guys almost got arrested for telling people there was water in their taps.
I’m at the grocery store with my grandparents and my grandpa has wandered away and now my grandma is going up every isle yelling his name and im hiding behind a cookie display cuz i dont want anyone to know im with the crazy woman screaming dick at the top of her lungs
DONT CHA WISH YER GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME